Tell Em Why You Mad Son...

"wow..."

2010-03-28T05:54:00.002-04:00

cool short film, won academy award for best short film.

Logorama from Marc Altshuler - Human Music on Vimeo.

over 2500 logos used.

set the world on fire is always appreciated btw.

"im still sad..."

2010-03-27T16:46:00.002-04:00

damnnn sirs...

"FUCK A CAR.."

2010-03-22T01:57:00.000-04:00

"TWO WAYS..."

2010-03-20T18:28:00.002-04:00

OLD 30 SECOND SNIPPET OF TWO WAYS, ACTUALLY CALLED 'BEAUTIFUL LASERS'

[Chorus: Matthew Santos?]
There’s only two ways..out…of here,
ones through the door, the other's through…Me

[Lupe Fiasco]
Sometimes livin' in a word like this,
it's pretty hard not to go insane,
not pretty if you don’t comply,
pretty easy if you don’t complain,
stand there like you don’t feel pain,
no tears in the face of defeat,
pretend to the end that you don’t feel change,
don’t admit it that your faith is weak,
don’t say that you feel like dying,
life’s hard that it feels like diamonds,
go home, shit's far too gone,
much too late to even feel like trying,
can't understand what I’m saying,
can't figure out what I’m implying,
if you feel you don’t want to be alive,
you feel just how I am...

I’m on the dark side,
and you can't come find me,
how? when its light all around you,
yeah but it's dark on the inside,
no win when it's me against me,
one of us ain't gonna survive,
my heart been broke for a while,
yours has been the one keeping me alive

[Chorus]

This world's such a fucked up place,
my mind's in such a fucked up state
Everything down here sucks,
maybe what's up there is great,
We all gotta go one day,
I just wanna cut to the chase,

I wanna stop these nightmares
I just wanna touch your face

I wanna stop these nightmares
I just wanna touch your face...

[Chorus]

"read this..."

2010-01-18T08:55:00.000-05:00

The Egg by Andy Weir

You were on your way home when you died.
It was a car accident. Nothing particularly remarkable, but fatal nonetheless. You left behind a wife and two children. It was a painless death. The EMTs tried their best to save you, but to no avail. Your body was so utterly shattered you were better off, trust me.
And that's when you met me.
"What… what happened?" You asked. "Where am I?"
"You died," I said, matter-of-factly. No point in mincing words.
"There was a… a truck and it was skidding…"
"Yup," I said.
"I… I died?"
"Yup. But don't feel bad about it. Everyone dies," I said.
You looked around. There was nothingness. Just you and me. "What is this place?" You asked. "Is this the afterlife?"
"More or less," I said.
"Are you god?" You asked.
"Yup," I replied. "I'm God."
"My kids… my wife," you said.
"What about them?"
"Will they be all right?"
"That's what I like to see," I said. "You just died and your main concern is for your family. That's good stuff right there."
You looked at me with fascination. To you, I didn't look like God. I just looked like some man. Or possibly a woman. Some vague authority figure, maybe. More of a grammar school teacher than the almighty.
"Don't worry," I said. "They'll be fine. Your kids will remember you as perfect in every way. They didn't have time to grow contempt for you. You wife will cry on the outside, but will be secretly relieved. To be fair, your marriage was falling apart. If it's any consolation, she'll feel very guilty for feeling relieved."
"Oh," you said. "So what happens now? Do I go to heaven or hell or something?"
"Neither," I said. "You'll be reincarnated."
"Ah," you said. "So the Hindus were right,"
"All religions are right in their own way," I said. "Walk with me."
You followed along as we strode through the void. "Where are we going?"
"Nowhere in particular," I said. "It's just nice to walk while we talk."
"So what's the point, then?" You asked. "When I get reborn, I'll just be a blank slate, right? A baby. So all my experiences and everything I did in this life won't matter."
"Not so!" I said. "You have within you all the knowledge and experiences of all your past lives. You just don't remember them right now."
I stopped walking and took you by the shoulders. "Your soul is more magnificent, beautiful, and gigantic than you can possibly imagine. A human mind can only contain a tiny fraction of what you are. It's like sticking your finger in a glass of water to see if it's hot or cold. You put a tiny part of yourself into the vessel, and when you bring it back out, you've gained all the experiences it had.
"You've been in a human for the last 48 years, so you haven't stretched out yet and felt the rest of your immense consciousness. If we hung out here for long enough, you'd start remembering everything. But there's no point to doing that between each life."
"How many times have I been reincarnated, then?"
"Oh lots. Lots and lots. An in to lots of different lives." I said. "This time around, you'll be a Chinese peasant girl in 540 AD."
"Wait, what?" You stammered. "You're sending me back in time?"
"Well, I guess technically. Time, as you know it, only exists in your universe. Things are different where I come from."
"Where you come from?" You said.
"Oh sure," I explained "I come from somewhere. Somewhere else. And there are others like me. I know you'll want to know what it's like there, but honestly you wouldn't understand."
"Oh," you said, a little let down. "But wait. If I get reincarnated to other places in time, I could have interacted with myself at some point."
"Sure. Happens all the time. And with both lives only aware of their own lifespan you don't even know it's happening."
"So what's the point of it all?"
"Seriously?" I asked. "Seriously? You're asking me for the meaning of life? Isn't that a little stereotypical?"
"Well it's a reasonable question," you persisted.
I looked you in the eye. "The meaning of life, the reason I made this whole universe, is for you to mature."
"You mean mankind? You want us to mature?"
"No, just you. I made this whole universe for you. With each new life you grow and mature and become a larger and greater intellect."
"Just me? What about everyone else?"
"There is no one else," I said. "In this universe, there's just you and me."
You stared blankly at me. "But all the people on earth…"
"All you. Different incarnations of you."
"Wait. I'm everyone!?"
"Now you're getting it," I said, with a congratulatory slap on the back.
"I'm every human being who ever lived?"
"Or who will ever live, yes."
"I'm Abraham Lincoln?"
"And you're John Wilkes Booth, too," I added.
"I'm Hitler?" You said, appalled.
"And you're the millions he killed."
"I'm Jesus?"
"And you're everyone who followed him."
You fell silent.
"Every time you victimized someone," I said, "you were victimizing yourself. Every act of kindness you've done, you've done to yourself. Every happy and sad moment ever experienced by any human was, or will be, experienced by you."
You thought for a long time.
"Why?" You asked me. "Why do all this?"
"Because someday, you will become like me. Because that's what you are. You're one of my kind. You're my child."
"Whoa," you said, incredulous. "You mean I'm a god?"
"No. Not yet. You're a fetus. You're still growing. Once you've lived every human life throughout all time, you will have grown enough to be born."
"So the whole universe," you said, "it's just…"
"An egg." I answered. "Now it's time for you to move on to your next life."
And I sent you on your way.

"GOOGLE IT..."

2010-01-02T03:51:00.001-05:00

GOOGLE NEVER LIES.

<3 HGTTG.

"i didnt even get to the poison..."

2009-12-16T18:40:00.002-05:00

they back.

"close the door..."

2009-12-13T02:08:00.002-05:00

here

etc.

"you prolly wont, you think you cooler then me..."

2009-12-13T02:02:00.002-05:00

here

break out new non-rapping (still affilaited with hiphop) artist of the year?

yes.

"anyways i told her i wasnt her pops..."

2009-12-13T01:06:00.002-05:00

here

blu-herfavoritecolo(u)r

this joint is more like a showcase of his skills if anything, proves that he not to be taken lightly and also that he can produce nice soulful beats if it calls for it.
blu has so much potential to do great things in music.

"for a minute i was high, then i saw her new guy and i fell out my jet..."

2009-12-12T07:51:00.004-05:00

here

my thoughts aint helping me float so im falling off...

"trying to save the world and get the girl im like cloud strife..."

2009-12-12T07:43:00.006-05:00

here

this dude plays video games, hes pretty cool.

standout tracks=
final fantasy XV
vizzy in the house

"wake up drunk go to sleep fucked up..."

2009-12-12T07:35:00.002-05:00

here

cant say this enough i love cool album art.

"slow and steady wins this race fuck leading..."

2009-12-12T07:25:00.003-05:00

Here

every track has a feature, odds are you like some of the featured artist.
9th wonder one of my favorite producers.
top 3 of the year.

"we aint gotta pour drinks, bring bottle service..."

2009-12-12T07:18:00.004-05:00

Here

might as well write my name on a cloud.

"they aint playing in new york like the giants..."

2009-12-12T07:08:00.004-05:00

Here

ima let this one speak for itself.
top 3 of the year.

"even young simba must engage in war..."

2009-12-12T06:46:00.007-05:00

Here

hmm i guess i dont have anything to say about this guy. besides i like the cover art and i thought the mixtape was decent and i always appreciate artist that dont sound like they belong to their region.

standout tracks=
underdog
gone
over do it

"interior crocodile alligator..."

2009-12-12T06:28:00.005-05:00

HERE
not even going to lie to you, the album cover made me download this album
nice mellow beats. dude is not that lyrically talented, just makes good songs, try not take it too seriously.

standout tracks=
fat raps
back to cleveland
whoa (yeah yeah yeahs sample, this song makes me wonder what other indie rock songs can be flipped for hip hop)

"damn rhymefest.."

2009-12-08T20:46:00.003-05:00

cool video
damn son that el che album is never going to drop son.
what happened to you?

"im screaming out FUCK THAT..."

2009-12-08T04:45:00.003-05:00

COOL VIDEO, I DIDNT KNOW JOSH HARTNETT MADE VIDEOS.
DRAKE YOU NEED SOME NEW HAND MOVEMENTS, YOURS ARE TOO EXAGGERATED.
I WANNA HEAR A DRAKE,WALEM KID CUDI SONG (GQ MEN OF THE YEAR SONG).

"clear the runway..."

2009-12-07T22:24:00.003-05:00

Here

lmao the hiphop equivalent of harold and kumar team up to make a mixtape.
this mixtape got pushed back so many times because everytime these two got together they would just get too high and forget to do work, they ended up having to send the tracks to eachother and complete this mixtape in different locations.

standout tracks=
car service
in the middle
the life

"nah forreal i'll prolly buy that tomorrow..."

2009-12-07T22:16:00.005-05:00

Here

since big sean has come out i've been highly reluctant to give dude a chance.
sometimes he remembers of a raw(er) version of a young kanye, that itself is his gift and curse. but time after time, he has came out with these lines that made me forget any previous misconceptions of dude. definitely has talent, i hope he dont get forgotten.

standout tracks=
tomorrow
supa dupa
who knows?

"a love story..."

2009-12-07T21:34:00.002-05:00

here

standout tracks=all of them.

the beginning of the end so to speak, from now until end of the year i will be posting mixtapes i enjoyed this year.

"honorable mentions..."

2009-12-05T10:39:00.000-05:00

should i do honorable mentions or what?
ehhh i'll think about who i missed and edit it laters.

"in the year 2010..."

2009-12-05T10:21:00.004-05:00

these people NEED to be on the cover for next year. OR ELSE.
and also it shouldnt be called a freshman list anymore, just name it something else.

click on their names for a quick preview of one of their songs.

Big Sean

Chip Tha Ripper

Drake

Fashawn

J. Cole

Jay Electronica

Mike Posner (dude dont even rap, but i dont care)

Nipsey Hussle

Wiz Khalifa

XV

edit had to take out the cool kids. long story.

"A Year Later My Opinion Comes Out (pause)..."

2009-12-05T09:55:00.001-05:00

check=pass
?=blahhhhh
X=fail
small check(asher)=half pass

full post coming soon.

im working on something HUGE to bring in the new year, stay tuned.

"WE ON A ROLL TONIGHTTT..."

2009-11-05T03:10:00.003-05:00

I SHOULD BE SLEEPING, BUT YO I JUST LOVE LOOKING AT HORRIBLE RAP VIDEOS.

THE DAY THAT VIDEO WAS MADE, WAS THE DAY ALOT OF THINGS TOOK L'S.

THE WHOLE STATE OF ALASKA TOOK AN L.
AUTOTUNE TOOK AN L.
HIPHOP TOOK AN L.
YOUTUBE TOOK AN L.
THAT BEAT TOOK AN L, I CAN NEVER LISTEN TO IT AGAIN.

"OHHHH SHITTT SOOONN..."

2009-11-05T02:50:00.002-05:00

just incase anybody visits anymore, this shit is outta control,lmfaooo.

"oh hell nahhh fam..."

2009-09-15T21:20:00.001-04:00

"WU TANG IS FOR THE CHILDREN..."

2009-09-15T05:00:00.004-04:00

best interruption of all time

heres another one thats not good

lesson learned, if ur going to ever interrupt an award ceremony do it at the grammys its way classier then the vmas, and also all these fake fans wont turn ur back on you,they too stupid to watch the grammys.

RIP ODB

SMH to all these celebs saying they would have put hands on kanye if kanye did that to them. big stoneface to all yall no you wouldnt have stop lying to yourself. "yea let me punch somebody on TV so everybody can see how tough i am" get the fuck outta here with that bullshit, you are not hardbody and this is not the source awards.

"Lord forgive me the Hennesey got me not knowing how to act"

2009-09-14T02:01:00.004-04:00

the story of a bottle.

"damn jay..."

2009-09-14T00:46:00.002-04:00

what jayz should have done to lil mama.

"some say he arrogant can ya'll blame him..."

2009-09-13T23:59:00.005-04:00

Kanyes best moments.

MTV Shows

BWE.TV Exclusive Kanye West on The Wendy Williams Experience

Kanye West Flips Out | Viral/Other | SPIKE.com

Kanye West Attacks Bush! | Viral/Other | SPIKE.com

Kanye West's Grammy Warning | Celebrities | SPIKE.com

Kanye West's MTV Tirade | Celebrities | SPIKE.com

"ive been waiting..."

2009-08-17T02:08:00.001-04:00

BRB

"theres a safehouse in Stockholm..."

2009-07-27T19:59:00.000-04:00

RAAAAAAAANDY part THREE

Raaaaaaaandy - Part 3 (Funny People) from Aziz Ansari

"murder in the make believe ballroom..."

2009-07-26T03:09:00.004-04:00

Live From New York Its the Roc
Uploaded by skaybn. -

RIP ROC

RIP ROBERT GOULET

on a side note people ask me why im mad, and i tell em, im not mad yet, you will know when im mad fo sho, fo sho.

"GET YA WIG PUSH BACK,BY THE WIG PUSH BACKER"

"Johnny Depp is the greatest..."

2009-07-24T14:30:00.001-04:00

"RAAAAAAAANDY..."

2009-07-21T20:31:00.002-04:00

sorry i been gone for a min
this shit is hilarious i cant wait till Funny People drops

Raaaaaaaandy - Part 1 (Funny People) from Aziz Ansari

Raaaaaaaandy - Part 2 (Funny People) from Aziz Ansari

FUCK DANE COOK

"i dont know what to believe in anymore..."

2009-07-06T02:19:00.001-04:00

Fast foward to 8 mins.

RIP

"NO NO NOOOO..."

2009-07-06T01:18:00.001-04:00

the things you never notice SMH

lmaooo

"THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DONT PULL YOURE PANTS UP..."

2009-07-03T19:22:00.002-04:00

AYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

WHERE ARE THE PAUSE POLICE?

"TIME..."

2009-07-01T00:40:00.002-04:00

NEVER SHOULDA GOTTEN IT.

ITS ALL I WANNA LISTEN TO NOWADAYS.

I NEED RECOMMENDATIONS FOR ROCK ALBUMS BEFORE 1980.

"I might wear black for a year straight..."

2009-06-29T18:28:00.000-04:00

sigh

"The Manifesto..."

2009-06-28T19:47:00.002-04:00

ima buy a pair of shades just so i can throw them on my face.

will this be the only hiphop album i will get this year?

WE WILL NOT LOSE.

"are they really that popular?..."

2009-06-27T21:30:00.003-04:00

yesterday at the Chester French X Kid Cudi show, both djs played alot of passion pit during the intersessions, i had no idea they was popping off in the streets like that.

thi album came out in mid may and so far it has to be in my top 10 of 2009 list.
i highly recommend this.

"EXPLOSIONNNNNN..."

2009-06-24T23:27:00.002-04:00

"hi my name is michael bay and i like to blow shit up"

the whole movie i was just thinking of this

heres my transformers 2 revenge of fallen review in less then 5 words (sorta)
"still not better then startrek"

"this is a public service announcement..."

2009-06-18T20:18:00.004-04:00

don't visit my blog because i tell you to visit it.
you should visit it cuz you want to visit it.

you know who you are.

*edit dont think that you're off the hook just because you started watching the office.
so just for that you get the jim and pam stoneface.

"good morning kobe..."

2009-06-18T20:14:00.001-04:00

*edit
had to edit this to just add in the other MVP commercials.

"the wheel of mis-fortune..."

2009-06-15T22:52:00.000-04:00

dangling on air jordan?really lmaoooo

"2008, 2009, 2010, yeahhh 2010..."

2009-06-15T22:47:00.002-04:00

2010 thatssss rightttttt

please nike can i get atleast 3 more commercials?

"our manager hasnt raped us..."

2009-06-15T19:21:00.001-04:00

The Slaughterhouse Rules from jeff on Vimeo.

its the real drops another classic skit featuring slaughterhouse.

"i dont mean to seem like i care..."

2009-06-14T20:11:00.002-04:00

some people need to expand their taste.

i bet every1 ignores my non hiphop related blog post.

fuck ya'll go listen to the radio.

"this is why im not mad..."

2009-06-14T20:06:00.004-04:00

NEWWWW LEBRON AND KOBE MVP COMMERCIALSSSSSSSS

YAYYYYYYY :-)

"this is an epic failure..."

2009-06-14T19:52:00.002-04:00

lmaooooooooo FAIL

iPhone line

Pre Line

good luck i hope ur hands dont get cut while trying to text.

"wassup bitches..."

2009-06-14T05:05:00.000-04:00

im drunk

heres a cool video

i love legos!!!

"My Current Mood is..."

2009-06-09T23:14:00.002-04:00

hard to explain, just like this video/song.

"what happens in vegas stays in..."

2009-06-08T00:48:00.002-04:00

The Hangover
comedy of 2009?
did this movie top i love you man?

movie is pure gold, its the adult version of superbad.

my 5 word or less movie review
"credits worth it alone"

"yes im sad..."

2009-06-08T00:14:00.002-04:00

the finals MVP commercial.
SIGHHHHHH these commercials are coming to an end :-(

"the soundtrack to my life..."

2009-06-07T18:31:00.003-04:00

1. "Is This It" – 2:34
2. "The Modern Age" – 3:32
3. "Soma" – 2:37
4. "Barely Legal" – 3:58
5. "Someday" – 3:07
6. "Alone, Together" – 3:12
7. "Last Nite" – 3:17
8. "Hard to Explain" – 3:47
9. "New York City Cops" – 3:36 ("When It Started" - 2:57 on US edition)
10. "Trying Your Luck" – 3:27
11. "Take It or Leave It" – 3:16

sigh.
if anybody that doesn't like rock would ask me to recommend them 1 album and only 1 album it would be this one.

this is prolly the soundtrack of my life, for this moment of time in my life.

the strokes = my therapy.

"The summer on its way and these hoe's doing situps..."

2009-06-07T17:00:00.002-04:00

"Like, Dog you ready to give all this shit up?
The summer's on its way and these hoes doin sit-ups"
-kanye

have you done you're situps?

lmaooooo

"cuz shes just a playa playa thats playing games with me"

"im walking by you're house..."

2009-06-07T15:18:00.006-04:00

lead singer from Ra Ra Riot + keyboardist from Vampire Weekend= Discovery a R&B/Electronic/Pop group.
album drops a month from today im hyped.

"ciroc boys..."

2009-06-07T15:16:00.000-04:00

"this is death of autotune, moment of silence..."

2009-06-06T00:58:00.006-04:00

R.I.P.

1st of all "fuck jay-z"-Nas (Tupac).

2-this is to all of them rappers/singers,here's my forewarning.
if i catch any of yall on this beat freestyling or dick riding this song in general, talking about how much you like it and jayz is the best and shit, fuck you, you a lame.

3-isn't he kind of insulting kanye?

4-another statement goes to them same "rappers" that is dickriding this song YET HAVE USED AUTOTUNE IN THE PAST, IF YOU DO A 180 AND STOP USING AUTOTUNE JUST BECAUSE JAYZ SAID ITS NOT COOL ANYMORE, YOU A FUCKING STAN.

did you stop rapping or listening to hiphop because nas said it was dead? no you stupid ass bitch.

5-if you wear colored jeans you lame.

6-"get ya chain tooken, i may do it myself im so crooklyn"-Jay-Z
you are not taking nobodies chain stop lying.

7- i wonder what these autotune dudes got to say in response. odds are tpain and his crew of autotune lackeys will not say anything just because its jayz.

8-"my raps dont have melodies"

9-"you rappers singing to much, get back to rap you t-paining too much"

10-are people going to stop going to tpain for a hook now? is he irrelevant now?

so im i mad at jayz?i mad at people who use autotune?im i mad at jayz dickriders?

fuck all of y'all, thats why im mad.

EDIT YES IM STILL MAD, ITS LIKE PEOPLE BETTER UNDERSTAND, I BETTER NOT CATCH ANY HYPOCRITES, IM ABOUT TO START DISOWNING GROUPIES.

KUFI LIST COMING SOON.

FUCK Y'ALL

EDIT #2-FUCK HOT97 AND ALL RADIO, THEY JOCKING/WILL JOCK THE SHIT OUTTA THIS TRACK, YET THEY STILL GOING TO PLAY THE SAME FUCKING RECORDS AND FUCKING MUSICAL ACTS THAT JAYZ IS ADDRESSING.

FUCK THAT AND FUCK Y'ALL.
IM DONE FOR NOW.

"Welcome back, you been missed..."

2009-06-01T23:16:00.003-04:00

GOODBYE AND GOOD RIDDANCE JAY. THANKS FOR THE TIMESLOT.

WHOS GOING TO THE CONE ZONE TONIGHT?(PAUSE).

"My name is Dug. I have just met you, and I love you..."

2009-06-01T23:05:00.002-04:00

Heres my Up movie review in 5 words

"Magical, you HAVE to see it"

Up makes $68.2 million for the weekend.
(Star Trek made $72.5 million(still rated a 95% on rottentomatoes.com))

"FIX YOUR FACE!!!..."

2009-06-01T22:30:00.010-04:00

Fix Your Face

Fix Your Face 2 (released today)

Girl Talk Vs. Trvs Djam???
hard choice (pause).

"Now i dont have anymore time for you..."

2009-06-01T21:29:00.004-04:00

Jacques Jams Vol. 1: Endurance

i liked this mixtape alot. cough.

"Maybe if i could get played, they'll know my name..."

2009-06-01T20:57:00.004-04:00

Colin Munroe Is the Unsung Hero

"heads will roll..."

2009-05-30T04:11:00.001-04:00

New Yeah Yeah Yeahs video
this one is for my NUMBER ONE FAN! lol
NO NO NO!!!

"i been sitting on the bench all season..."

2009-05-30T03:55:00.002-04:00

LMAOOO @ that 15 second birdman segment
"its garbage time you can see me in the stadium" LMAOOOOO MY Fav line by far, only 1/10 people reading this will understand that line and the pic.

http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/
peep that site, its hilarious.

"more MVP commercials..."

2009-05-30T03:34:00.002-04:00

YAY I <3 THESE

"What is the Secret to these..."

2009-05-30T03:18:00.002-04:00

sigh :-/
good song...

"TOY STORY 3!!!..."

2009-05-29T15:19:00.000-04:00

OMG

"WHY ARE YOU SO PARANOID..."

2009-05-28T01:32:00.003-04:00

new kanye video.

this one is dedicated to that one paranoid person in my life, you know who you are.
"you worry about the wrong things"

edit-UGH kanye got mad at and did his usual "MY CAPS LOCK IS BROKEN AND I WANT TO WRITE AN ESSAY IN THE TITLE OF MY BLOG POST INSTEAD OF THE BODY, JUST SO EVERYBODY CAN READ IT BEFORE THEY GET TO THE BODY, AND IM KANYE WEST" rant.

"IT HURTS ME TO SEE THE OLD AND VERY WRONG VERSION OF THE PARANOID VIDEO GET LEAKED ALL OVER THE NET WHILE I WAS ON AN 11 HR FLIGHT AND COULDN'T DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT. IT'S JUST FRUSTRATING WHEN THIS STUFF HAPPENS BECAUSE I REALLY CARE ABOUT THE PRODUCT AND SINCE VIDEOS NEVER GET PLAYED ANY WAY YOU MIGHT AS WELL TWEAK THEM AND MAKE THEM AS SPECIAL AS POSSIBLE. THE VERSION THAT GOT LEAKED FROM THE CAMERA PHONE LAST WEEK IS AT LEAST A LITTLE CLOSER TO THE FINAL PRODUCT. THANK YOU EVERYBODY FOR YOUR SUPPORT BUT THAT VIDEO WAS NOT UP TO MY STANDARDS. HERE'S SOME SCREEN SHOTS FROM THE REAL VIDEO"-Kanye

im still going to leave that removed video up, cuz this post is still a dedication at heart, ima just add the song to the post (gotta get this message out somehow)

Paranoid feat. Mr. Hudson - Kanye West

"Tell me right now, you really wanna spend youre whole life alone?"

"laser cats 3 and 4!!!!!!!..."

2009-05-27T23:40:00.000-04:00

these shits are sooo funny to me.

"LASER CATS..."

2009-05-27T00:31:00.002-04:00

lmaooo hilariouss
its so funny i cant stand up

(yes that is drake falling down)

"We're Not Losers..."

2009-05-25T00:19:00.002-04:00

"THE L.A.S.E.R.S. MANIFESTO

To Every Man, Woman & Child...

1. We Want An End To The Glamorization Of Negativity In The Media.

2. We Want An End To Status Symbols Dictating Our Worth As Individuals.

3. We Want A Meaningful And Universal Education System.

4. We Want Substance In The Place Of Popularity.

5. We Will Not Compromise Who We Are To Be Accepted By The Crowd.

6. We Want The Invisible Walls That Separate By Wealth, Race & Class To Be Torn Down.

7. We Want To Think Our Own Thoughts.

8. We Will Be Responsible For Our Environment.

9. We Want Clarity & Truth From Our Elected Officials Or They Should Move Aside.

10. We Want Love Not Lies.

11. We Want An End To All Wars. Foreign & Domestic (Violence).

12. We Want An End To The Processed Culture Of Exploitation, Over-Consumption & Waste.

13. We Want Knowledge, Understanding & Peace.

14. WE WILL NOT LOSE BECAUSE WE ARE NOT LOSERS, WE ARE LASERS!!!

Lasers are the opposite of losers. Lasers are shining beams of light that burn through the darkness of ignorance. Lasers shed light on injustice and inequality. Losers stand by and let things happen. Lasers act and shape their own destinies. Lasers find meaning and direction in the mysteries all around them. Lasers stand for love and compassion. Lasers stand for peace. Lasers stand for progression. Lasers are revolutionary.
Lasers Are The Future.

We're Not Losers...We Are L.A.S.E.R.S.!!!

Love Always Shines Every-time Remember 2 Smile!

-LF"

"BREAKING NEWS!!!..."

2009-05-24T22:56:00.002-04:00

one of ur teammates has a mohawk.
you get airlifted out of an exploding castle.
greatest game ever made by default.

"Lebron have you seen my THREE championship rings?..."

2009-05-24T22:50:00.003-04:00

I LOVE THESE COMMERCIALSSS <3

LMAOOO classic

"its about time i discuss this..."

2009-05-24T21:14:00.002-04:00

method man vs joe budden.

this situation is confidence at its best.
joe budden is CONFIDENT that he can prove, that he is a better lyricist then method man in the year 2009, NOT method man 1993-1994.

joe budden explans himself on ed lover then method man calls.

lets be serious now, if joe budden and method will go bar for bar with eachother (pause) who will win?

whats the deal with the wu-tang getting at joe?
is it blasphemy for me to say that joe budden not responding to these dudes with a diss track a good idea not for joey but for these wu cats?(does joey not wanna give it to the wu (pause) for their own safety)?
mind you im talking about those wu-tang affiliates that is getting at joey like these two people for example
MoeRoc-32 bars of respect
Fes Taylor-Fuck Joe Budden

lets be serious here who the fuck is MoeRoc and Fes Taylor? and wtf is up with those EPIC FAIL diss tracks at joey.

should i even post those Method Man freestyles that he did on various radio stations?is it worth it?ima post it anyways.

i feel very conflicted now.
yea i like The old Wu Tang stuff, yea method man had 1 album that i enjoy and it came out 15 years ago (Tical).

wait a min, im i the only one thats starting to think this is all promotion? method man and redmans album dropped?

"Now we just call them the..."

2009-05-23T18:38:00.000-04:00

hilarious lol

"talk about inspirational..."

2009-05-23T14:13:00.004-04:00

j cole=next best thing?
jay z signed him to roc nation.
i have not even heard him rap but based on this trailer for his mixtape, i'm getting excited (pause).

"you like lox?..."

2009-05-23T04:54:00.002-04:00

"any imported beers?"
"how many servings is this? Like 1"
"How many calories? idk man its like 40 oz, 40 calories"
"YOO this is to my homies!!"
"do we toast? nah lets drink"

"funny on so many different levels.."

2009-05-23T04:52:00.002-04:00

why is that dude running lmaooo
i dont even like jackasss but this has to be the best jackass scene ever.

"you got punched in the face sir..."

2009-05-22T14:27:00.003-04:00

i told myself i would not talk about charles hamilton anymore but i cant ignore this.

yea son you're wack.

"good job sony..."

2009-05-19T22:42:00.000-04:00

ps3?

"beyond good and evil..."

2009-05-17T02:03:00.005-04:00

OMG i should have posted this last week, i been mighty busy(lazy)..

assassins creed?prince of persia?mirrors edge?
its looking like beyond good and evil 2 runs on that assassins creed engine, i hope im wrong.

i really wanna see some stealth elements from the first game.
i really want beyond good and evil on the xbox originals.(please microsoft pleaseeeee, its like i cant even buy the damn game because its not backwards compatible)

if you dont understand understand good beyond good and evil is GOOGLE IT!!!1

"it would be my honor to be your new step father..."

2009-05-10T17:29:00.002-04:00

lmaooo @ 5 months later
happy mothers day

"come with me if you want to live..."

2009-05-10T16:47:00.000-04:00

sigh

"why mom?..."

2009-05-09T06:42:00.004-04:00

this toy is all i ever wanted from the ages of 6-8.
my mom used to get me other lego toys on purpose just to keep me with the false hope that someday i might get the surveillance van, and if i did good in school i would get it.
if i just woulda gotten that damn van my life would be different now.
this toy is the damn reason i cant watch cop shows or any type of csi show or whatever.

you guys ever see a old movie u liked also when you were younger and then think to yourself, How did i like this its mad corny?
well you can apply that to anything you liked when you were younger, and now when i see this toy im just like wow out of all the bigger lego sets they had i wanted this small one...sigh

tell me not tho imagine urself as a 6 year old would you not want this set?

I NEVER GOT THE DAMN SET
YES IM STILL MAD

"ahh shit they done fucked up now..."

2009-05-09T05:57:00.005-04:00

since wolverines claws have become a running gag on my blog this kinda surprised me (not really its all about the money now a days (not the concept))

whats wrong with this picture

just incase u didnt know what was wrong with the pic, i circled it for you.
how im i going to wear wolverine claws and the claws not be sharp?

and that ladies and gentlemen is why i am mad.

makes no sense
toy companies are slacking now a days. i will most def not be purchasing these.

atleast they retract tho :-\

anybody who knows me personally knows i need these jumpoffs tho. (late bday gift anybody?)

"ITS THE SPOCK IN THE BUILDING..."

2009-05-09T05:40:00.003-04:00

NOW FOR MY REVIEW

10/10 YOU MUST WATCH

REVIEW IS OVER, NOW STOP SLACKING!!1
I NEED THEM SHIRTS ASAP...

"THERES AN APP FOR THAT..."

2009-05-09T05:27:00.002-04:00

LMAOOOO SPOT ON SPOT ON...
yo ima put yall on to my new app i was showing all my friends tonight, its called iScale.
you put the money on the phone and it counts how much money there is, its so cool.

app finder app is so necessary, and if YOU dont have an iphone yet what are you waiting for? "go buy that"-cam'ron

"the truck with da optimus prime grill..."

2009-05-05T21:01:00.002-04:00

fuck yes?
what im i more excited for more
Transformers revenge of the fallen Vs Terminator salvation?

sadly the answer is star trek :-(

'i guess we dont have to CGI these claws..."

2009-05-05T20:31:00.001-04:00

Homemade Real Wolverine Like Claws X-Men - The funniest home videos are here

lmaoo some people have too much time on their hands.

"i need to get some sleep..."

2009-05-05T01:05:00.003-04:00

song of the week.
chester french album is amazing, its all i been listening to recently.

"mixtape tuesday?..."

2009-04-28T01:46:00.006-04:00

BEEN BUSY RECENTLY :-/ (nobody visits my blog anyways(sadface))

download here

ROOM FOR IMPROVEMENT MIXTAPE HERE

"HI STAN..."

2009-04-28T01:27:00.005-04:00

sigh...

lol sorry wendy

finally huh?

"whats wrong? its just so beautiful..."

2009-04-24T00:49:00.001-04:00

ok ok that commercial was good but is this next 1 is wayyy better.

"wwooowww his dance moves are great.."

2009-04-23T00:25:00.000-04:00

peep them dance moves yo shit is insane